Funniest Pickup Lines Of The Month

Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs.
Do you want my business card or would you like me to mail it to you
If you were a booger I would pick you first.
You: Can I borrow a quarter? Her: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something quick to say afterwards)
Are your pants from outer space? ’cause your butt is out of this world.
Are you a parking ticket? ’cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Are you tired? Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together!
I must be in heaven because I’ve seen an angel.
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
Do you wanna have kids with me??? No? Then do you just wanna practice?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
You know, it’s not premarital sex unless you plan on getting married.
I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

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