Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!
Sex is a killer…want to die happy?
Hi! Can I buy you a car?
I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
You’re ugly but you intrigue me.
Hey baby…infect me!
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
No, I’m not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
Be unique and different, say yes.
If you ever want to see your children again, you’ll do what I want.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking in my garden forever.
What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
Hi there! Do you wanna see something really swell?
Why don’t you surprise your room-mate and not come home tonight?
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Oh well then, please start.
You look so good, when I saw you I almost had a hard attack.
